So much bitching, so little time....

Oh man I have so much to complain about, I don't know where to even begin!

I will start with the "Real" Housewives of New York, DC, Orange County, etc....It should really be titled "The real hookers of New York, DC, Orange County, etc...".....these woman are as "real" as Heidi Montag's tits. They have been sucking and humping their way to the "top". Can any of them cook, clean, change a diaper, DEAL with not being RICH? I don't think so, FUCK THEM ALL. Mainly screw that Solari (sp?) cunt from DC. Her and her husband should be in bloody jail for that shit they pulled at the White House. She's a freaking loser. I have never, not once watched any episodes of any of those bullshit shows, I have seen them mocked on good shows like the Soup. I can tell the other wives in DC want that bitch to be the victim of a drive by. I don't blame them, she's horrid.

Other news. I slipped in my apartment complex, taking the trash out to the trash room. They decided to mop the floor and not post a sign. I fell on my ass, twisting the shit out of my right foot and leg. This happened and Barry called the management and you what nerve they had to say? "Well maybe someone spilled something there", not "OMG is she OK?" So if something is really wrong, I'm bringing them the medical bill and paperwork and they can reimburse me. If they give me shit. I'll fucking sue them. That's the mood I am in. So if you live in an Archstone apartment and you get hurt, I hope they're nicer to you than they were to me in that regard. Assholes.

Moving back East next weekend. Scared shitless. The cats are going back Monday night with Collette. Hoping that goes smoothly or I may have a slight heart attack. We leave Friday night. Need to get Benedryl for the babies and see how that goes so I can decide if we're going to dope them for the plane ride. Their pediatrician said it was cool so before you judge me, blow me.

Other things I need to complain about...starting to lose my short term memory here, to much going on in my head at the moment.....You know what? I think the "real housewives" shit was the main thing that was eating away at me. I hate those sodded cows. All of them. I don't care if Bethany or whatever her name is is friends with Hoda (whom I love), she's terrible. Didnt care that she got knocked up before getting married, didnt care that she had a baby, don't care about her existence at all.

Oh now I remember, Jersey Shore...FUCK YOU! I was born in NJ, the majority of my family was born and raised there, a lot still live there and not ONE of them act or talk like those spray tanned fuckwits! Those assholes are mainly from NY arent they? Well it should be called "NY Dipshits" then! They need to stay the fuck out of my home state! CLOWNS! Snookie looks like a drag queen, she's not even cute! UGH! The "situation?" WTF is that? Douchebags!

I need to go kick a puppy or old lady now...SOMETHING to take out my rage....things all around are stupid...Oh my freaking lord, Paris Hilton was busted for cocaine? SHOCKING! Someone please KILL IT!!! She's just going to blow a judge to get off, just like Lohan, blow em and pay em off. What WONDERFUL role models!! I am going to teach my daughter that all these assholes are just that, assholes.

Peace

What's worse? Jenna Bush Hager or Kim Kardashian ruining my morning TV?

Kim Kardashian filling in for Kathie Lee today? OH COME ON!!!! That thing is "famous" for BEING PEED ON!!! Does anyone else remember this? Am I taking crazy pills?? She's famous for having sex and being peed on by Brandy's brother Ray Jay and for paling around with Paris Hilton. GROSS AND WRONG on to many levels! The things people are famous for in this country are horrifying. No one is recognized for anything positive anymore (with the exception of Clooney and Ellen), it's all about getting laid, doing drugs, killing or hurting someone or getting 10 plastic surgeries in 1 day. Bottom line, I think our countries priorities are MESSED UP. I'm not proud to be an American when we're known for horrible people who do disgusting things. Yeah I'm supposed to say "oh thank god our country is so great for having people in it like Heidi and Spencer, the Hilton sisters, all the Kardashians, Lohans and Jon Gosselin. What awesome role models and fabulous, caring citizens!"....Just makes me sick to my stomach. I wish I had a rocket so I could cart all those useless shitbirds in it and shoot them into the sun. What a better place we'd have. Granted, some asshole would end up the next flavor of the month and it would start all over again. Thanks media!.....*snort*

Thing 1 and Thing 2 are not having a good day. She's very congested and he's teething something fierce. Daddy is home with us today which is EXTREMELY helpful. It's nice having the extra pair of hands.

Trying to decide where we should move to. Where on the East coast are there any decent jobs? That's the first question I guess. I'm sad thinking we're going to leave So Cal. I love it here, it's been home for 8 years now, but I need to be closer to my folks and even my sibling....the idea is terrifying. How the HELL are we going to get 2 babies and 2 cats clear across the country in 1 piece without having a massive panic attack?? Oh yeah and 2 cars too....*sigh*. Guess I'll be like Scarlett and think about it tomorrow.

Have I mentioned how much I miss smoking? Yeah, been a year now since I quit smoking and I miss it terribly. I don't miss paying for them and yeah I'm sure I'm a million times healthier now but AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGH I feel the need to smoke. Been feeling the need pretty much since the babies were born. Stress I guess. Been around smokers and to be honest, the smell really does make me physically ill now which is the positive but I was a 20 year smoker. How weird is that? I'm only 35! Now, I won't be smoking for sure but I still miss it, especially when I'm really stressed out with life...like now.

Well, hopefully Monkey will get her tail wrapping off on Saturday (today's photo), which if not, we're all doomed. She's getting the current wrapping down bit by bit and no way are we going to put a cone on her head. Can you imagine? I'm curious to see if she's still diabetic too since the food change. She's clearly lost weight. I can tell at night when she comes to bed and walks across my body, it doesnt hurt as much as it used to. Poor fat Monkey.

I guess that is all I have for today...OH the winter Olympics begins tomorrow!! Why do I care? Not really sure but for some reason, I want to watch it.....maybe it's an age thing?

Ok Teenie having a meltdown. Peace.